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Category Archives: Laughter Is Good For The Heart

Imperfection is Beauty

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” — Marilyn Monroe

In Pursuit Of Blonde

It looks as if I’m trying to contact extraterrestrials. The reality is that I am willing to do some pretty silly things in the pursuit of beauty – or in this particular case, blonde highlights.

NEW BODY TYPE

“Grandma,” Six-year-old Ever said,”You’re white and soft and sweet. Just like a marshmallow!”

Anita Renfroe’s Comfort Loving Barbie

I’d like to see a “Comfort Loving Barbie.” They could accessorize her with sensible shoes, white cotton granny panties, elastic waist jeans and a flannel covered hot water bottle.  —Anita Renfroe, Comedian Tonya & Anita Renfroe

Mistaken Identity

                                                     The “real” Cybill Shepherd I went to a training seminar for professional speakers. As part of the program, they gave us a written “Personality Test.” I think I failed...